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10:30 PM O’clock

 

  The  Obamo  Administratitioun

Has at last found a most worthy Candidate to fill the  Czar  gap  for  Dental  Health

Dental Health Care Czar

Horrace “Stopgap” Hinshaw

    My motto is my legacy:

    Get your Check Up before you Check Out!

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Always on top of the pile. . .
Gomer  Whatze-His-Face,
Editor & Chef of Staff (for the moment)
Obber & Out!

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