The  ARGUS  DEMOCRAT 

A Partisan Publication     Representing    A Majority of Scoundrels

For

“Hope n’ Change”

 In Cohesion with other Statist,  et. al.    A Conclave  of  Illicit  Mafia  Upstart Politicians  

Bureaucratic  Buffoons   Unruly  Usurpers   A  Caucus  of  Criminals   Common Street Thugs

&

Uncontrollable  Unconstitutionalists

2:04:06 am O’clok

just in time for school opening

Welcome

to
señor  Mo Ron EnvintÓr
SkoolBuss Czar

Pictured at the controls of his award-winning-fuel-efficient “SKOOLBuss,”

 señor Mo Ron EnvintÓr

demonstrates decades of combined engineering, brainstrain, moopower, & junk.

 Years in the making, this marvel attracted the attention of ObomO in Guadalajara, Mexaco recently while attending the North American summit.  He immediately appointed señor EnvintÓr SKoolBuss Czar & sent a military transport to retrieve the prototype.  Cheap to retrofit using recycled SUV cabs available by the millions in dumpsters throughout Omerica during the pass weeks of “Cash fer Clunkies Bailout Reform,” Congress is planning a reception for Mo Ron in mid September.
 his invention is Al-Gore-esque given the guvment’s current policy to
drive Omerica bak to the Pre-Gasoline Age.
Further, Mo Ron of course, has no notion how “stupid idly” (O’s word for Chicago Cops) he will be perceived by Rich Americans
who will refuse to return to the 16th Century or 3rd World Status. 
He thinks he is being rewarded for his ingenuity. Duh!
The photo cites the Warshington, DC workshop (definitely an upgrade from the one south of the border)
promised to Mo Ron by his new Boss-in-Chief.

  We are sure Mr. ObomO’s children will get a kick out of going to SKool
 in dis classy “coach.”  

Folks, how’s dat hope-n-change working out fur yo?

Always ahead of the curve.

Alex  Hut-Hut Hoover

 Editor & Press Secretary

Finis

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